Cradle of Phil T-Shirt – a truely shit shirt

So, you wanted a Filth shirt, but instead, you got Cradle of Phil. Life’s full of disappointments. This isn’t official, it’s not high quality, and honestly, we don’t even know why we made it. But here it is. 

What You’re Getting (For Some Reason):

• No Side Seams – Because we’re too lazy to add them. Also, less waste or something.
• Elastic Ribbed Collar – Won’t go floppy after two washes, unlike your hopes and dreams.
• Shoulder Tape – Yeah, it’s a thing. Supposedly makes it last longer.
• Ethically Sourced Ring-Spun Cotton – So at least you won’t feel guilty wearing this disaster.
• Lightweight Fabric – Not heavy, not fancy, just a basic-ass t-shirt.

How to Not Ruin It Immediately:

• Do Not Dry Clean – This isn’t the kind of shirt that gets dry cleaned.
• Do Not Bleach – But if you hate it, go ahead... why would you bleach a black shirt anyway
• Tumble Dry: Low Heat – Unless you want it to shrink into a crop top.
• Iron, Steam, or Dry: Low Heat – But really, who irons band shirts?
• Machine Wash Cold – Just like your soul.

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean